Dog Gone Humor
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer — a dog fresh and clean as a
whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever — the choice of research
scientists
Collie + Lhasa Apso =
Collapso — a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow =
Spitz-Chow — a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound + Borzoi =
Bloody Bore — a dog that's not much fun
Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter — a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye — a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs — a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso — an abstract dog
Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound — a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull — a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador — a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point — owned by... Oh well... It doesn't
matter anyway
Collie + Malamute =
Commute — a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere — a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrior + Shitzu =
Oh, never mind...